This Market is Like 10,000 B.C.: StockTwits for Idiot Retail Investors Week #9

Last night I watched the schlocky film 10,000 B.C. as part of my research for life skills in the time of Dow 1000. Consequently, this week I’m going long mammoth pelts and have began careful study of the art of curing meat on a clothes line, Andy Swan’s optimism be damned.

I call this “investing in myself”. While I’m not accurate with a spear honed from a wooly mammoth femur, I did take some money off my wife and kids on a bet Saturday by draining a wicked three-pointer, so there’s hope that those skills may transfer to hunting.

On the off chance that we aren’t headed for doom, I did begin to start taking short money off the table, and established a couple of new base long positions.

What’s different for me this time was that in the past, when I’d close a winning position, I’d close it out completely; lately I’ve been staging my exits in chunks, trying to take profits off and keep the positions in balance overall. So far, it seems to be working out well. As I looked back over my monthly performances for the last six months, things seem to be going slightly better—less variance, and fewer huge mistakes. (For what it’s worth, here are the monthly numbers. Sep 2008: +27.4%; Oct 2008: +107.6%; Nov 2008: -7.1%; Dec 2008: +15.96% Jan 2009: -5.81%; Feb 2009: +10.71%; March to date: +19.8%. The great returns in September and October were due to flat out gambling and taking positions that were about 60-70% of my total trading account at the time. Better to be lucky than good.)

Started covering SRS

Monday I wrote some March 100 call premium on SRS on half my position. By Friday, this looked like a bad trade, with SRS at $111, but it feels like it’s time to get out, and I sold 1/4th of my SRS position at $104 on Friday for a 21% gain. I get the sense that its run is over (as @thehawaiitrader says: “$SRS takes the stairs up, the elevator down.“) Consequently I make be looking for an exit on the other quarter of it, and then see if the rest gets called away.

SRS is a trade that I did just about everything wrong on—too big of a position, held an ultra ETF for too long, averaged down. If I can unwind it entirely at these levels, though, it’ll end up being a fairly profitable mistake.

Closed out the Mastercard Put Failure

Finally got out from underneath this put position as Mastercard tanked this week. The right trade might have been to assume my timing was poor and let it fade some more, but from what I’ve learned, this was just trying to turn what might have been a 60% loss into a 36% loss, so I can use the money for better trades.

BBY Starts to Flame Out, and Pay Off

I’ve had a long running short position on Best Buy with a cost basis of around 26.40, but rather than adding to it as it showed strength on the way to $30, I bought puts. Going into this week I was sitting on a pretty good pile of profitable June 25 puts; on Monday I closed 40% of them for a 29% gain, then eased out of 30% of the overall position for a 45% gain on that lot, and took down 1/4th of the short position.

BBY is still my second biggest short position (SRS is first by dollar volume, and SPY puts are third.) I went to Best Buy this weekend and while it didn’t seem as empty as some of the home improvement stores I’d been to, the kind of stuff I saw people walking out the door with were fairly small ticket items. Keyboards and $200 video cameras. The DVD area is wasted space, the TV and appliance areas are empty, no one buying phones. The only area with anything going on was the video game section, which they’ve smartly moved to the back of the store.

Closed out NDAQ Puts

The other big short I had working, and perhaps the first trade where I showed discipline and awareness of the charts, closed out Friday for a 60% gain. I had a small position of NDAQ puts with a cost basis of $2.50 that went off for $4 as the stock dropped from the $24 range to $18.50 over the course of a couple of weeks.

Bought More SPY Puts

On the strength Wednesday morning, an order for Sep 56 SPY puts filled, giving me two separate SPY put positions (the other is Sep 64s) that are up 15% and 40% respectively. Beanieville had a great post on simplification this week, and in retrospect, getting rid of the exotics like SRS and limiting exposure to specific stock shorts might be a good idea, so these SPY puts are perhaps a better way to go with the flow as the market trends down.

Started Longs with AAPL and AMZN

Before Apple imploded late in the week, I bought some July 85 calls. Sentiment would seem to tell me I’m flat out wrong on this one, and that AAPL might not be a leader, but Andy Swan’s optimism gives me a moment of pause, and I want to be in some leaders if things turn around.

I’d been trying to get into AMZN for awhile, and finally entered a small position at 60. Although this morning, reflecting on things, as much as I love Amazon, how can anyone think we’ve hit a bottom in either the market or the overall economy if Amazon is still at 60? Won’t it have to be punished in a sustained way for some time? I went in thinking this was an investment, but now I’m wondering if it is a short term trade.

Other Positions

Still hold some of the initial INTC calls I started taking down last week. I’m less enamored with these, but it’s part of my Bear Rally Early Warning System (BREWS) and a buy on the dip kind of move. It’s weakening though, so my patience is getting thinner.

Keep Your Spears Sharp

If there’s one thing I learned from “10,000 B.C.”, it’s to keep your spear sharp. Both ends. The volatility is back, both sides are trying to punish the other, and in the course of a single week, both sides can claim victory. Stay agile.